Found a better use for the wine glasses
That’s a martini glass
I’m literally using it for milk and cookies does it look like I care about the finer points of debauchery
a bubble freezing at -10º F degrees
THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I HAVE EVER VIRTUALLY WITNESSED
degrees fahrenheit degrees
best thing I’ve ever readNEVER FORGET
w o w
i used to think this was insightful but it really offers no advice on how to stop stressing besides just “stop stressing” like cool i never thought of it that way
Meanwhile, in Japan
sometimes you just got to stop questioning the japanese and accept it.
dont exercise with the ball
be the ball
I literally felt like I did not have a choice.
Robin Williams says reblog, you reblog.
did i even really have a choice?
okay robin williams
i hesitated for a second and then considered the repercussions
just gonna reblog…
Do twins have the same sized dick?
now we’re asking the real questions
As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.
lol @ that pint lock, I would just take a knife and cut the side of the pint.